Sunday, October 3, 2010

Shakespeare wrote a Novel



Shakespeare wrote a Novel

Journalists should be the most set of informed of people in the society because they are supposed to inform the rest of the populace. Don’t be surprised some journalists don’t know crap!

GoofWatch.com was at a certain venue and one of the lead speakers said one cannot ascertain sanity. For him, there is a thin line between sanity and insanity, even those who claim that we are sane may be insane. Our reporter remembered Shakespeare's Hamlet and decided to have a pep chat with a fellow colleague.


“oh, I have read something like that in Shakespeare Hamlet”

“Yes I remember, that interesting Novel”.

I bet shakespeare must be angry in his grave. For God's sake, all my life I have only read shakespeare's drama and poems.

வேல்கோமே, President of a Failing State and a Failed Speech



Welcome, President of a Failing State and a Failed Speech

October 1st 2010

Today, Nigeria's independence day, President Goodluck Jonathan almost lost his grip on his audience at the Independence day speech. The first problem was that they wanted to copy America's President style-that kind of garden speech.
The mics that our president was using in bad shape, they were like some old Anglican Church mic. Also, they also were cracking. Beyond that the president had a problem with clarity so he began o pick his words one by one like a babe just getting to speak.

The former lecturer was so furious about this that he picked up the papers and began to read directly when the screen he was reading from was given him some difficulties.
To cap the barrage of tragedies. a certain plate satellite, I don’t know what it really was just slammed on the president’s mics. The national TV had to adjust the camera in order to quickly salvage the dismal occurrence.
Jonathan’s speech was boring. filled with the characteristic promise that Nigerians were tired of hearing. The only thing that he sad that was laudable was that one could chose to see the challenges or the promising potential that the country has to offer.

In addition, the 50th anniversary match past was superb. We have joined Bolivia and other disturbed counties by witnessing a bomb blast. According to Associated press, it killed 7 people .